What is that suspicious stain? Oh its um toothpaste mum
September 29th 2006 06:04
Sex in the parental bedroom
I know some people who find this kinky. I also know a lot of people who are desperate enough to have intimate relations with their lunch-time friend, the sandwich.
A coincidence? I don’t think so.
Think of the risk factor. Think of the stain factor and think of the shame factor.
Can you honestly look your mum in the eye after you’ve left cum stains on her 400 thread count, Egyptian cotton, pistachio coloured sheets from Bed Bath and Beyond.
NO…you cant!
I know a guy who once went for it so hard on his parents’ bed that he cracked the headboard in half. How do you explain THAT to your dad?
Most of us have our own beds (unless you’re homeless, in which case you probably wouldn’t have the computer access necessary to read this post). So when did it become okay to leave your fluids on other peoples?
On this note, rooting in the bed of a sibling is also on the No List.
I don’t think ANY guy would be able to keep it up during a romp on my sisters Minnie Mouse doona with posters of Jesse McCartney, Good Charlotte and Orlando Bloom staring down at him. Its just not conducive to good luvin!
I know some people who find this kinky. I also know a lot of people who are desperate enough to have intimate relations with their lunch-time friend, the sandwich.
A coincidence? I don’t think so.
Think of the risk factor. Think of the stain factor and think of the shame factor.
Can you honestly look your mum in the eye after you’ve left cum stains on her 400 thread count, Egyptian cotton, pistachio coloured sheets from Bed Bath and Beyond.
NO…you cant!
I know a guy who once went for it so hard on his parents’ bed that he cracked the headboard in half. How do you explain THAT to your dad?
Most of us have our own beds (unless you’re homeless, in which case you probably wouldn’t have the computer access necessary to read this post). So when did it become okay to leave your fluids on other peoples?
On this note, rooting in the bed of a sibling is also on the No List.
I don’t think ANY guy would be able to keep it up during a romp on my sisters Minnie Mouse doona with posters of Jesse McCartney, Good Charlotte and Orlando Bloom staring down at him. Its just not conducive to good luvin!
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Comment by Anonymous
For those who think having sex on your parents bed is kinky: Imagine your parents having sex on your bed!
Comment by Madam Minx
Daters Anonymous
Its funny you should say that, the bed i currently sleep in was a hand-me-down from my parents (who had it for the last 30 years).
Its really very comfortable, but when you do the math, turns out I was most likely conceived on the bed I now zzzZZzzzz on.
Its the stuff of nightmares!