Ugly guys with hot chicks- celebrity examples
September 19th 2006 07:33
Exhibit A: Jay-Z and Beyonce
Wft!?!?!?!?!
No words could describe my horror the day I found out these two had paired up. I was saddened and shocked by the death of Princess Diana….. but this? It’s too much.
Think about the mechanics of this situation. Beyonce is a FOX and Jay-Z has a really creepy oversized lip. I would be like making out with two sausages pressed together lengthwise. Thanks….. but I’ll pass.
Exhibit B: Tony Parker and Eva Longoria
Now this a contested issue. There are girls out there who will swear black and blue that Tony Parker is hot in a ‘basketballer kind of way’. There are also a lot of girls out there who have un-check eyesight issues.
Eva is stunning. Tony on the other hand has these crazy big eyes, that stare at you from pictures in magazines (of which there is not many because he really ISNT attractive). During sex he’d just stare at you eerily with those massive dinner plate eyes. With Jay Z’s lips and Tony Parker’s eyes, that’s one scary looking Halloween mask *shudder*.
Exhibit C: Dave Nevaro and Carmen Electra (separated)
Personally, I find Dave Nevaro extraordinarily sexy, in a dangerous, not-sure-if-he-is-gay-or-straight kind of way. He’s rock bad boy, with a fashionista edge. If I could just get him asleep or very very drunk so I can rid him of that weird chin facial hair thing he’s got going on.
That being said, many claim that he is not hot enough for the pneumatic Carmen so I thought it only fair to include him in this post.
Exhibit D: Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock
Yeah alright, Pamela is a bit trash. But tell me you wouldn’t do her. Just for the novelty factor.
Kid Rock….. he’s the celebrity version of the Charcoal Chicken dude. I think that encapsulates every thing I’m trying to say.
Wft!?!?!?!?!
No words could describe my horror the day I found out these two had paired up. I was saddened and shocked by the death of Princess Diana….. but this? It’s too much.
Think about the mechanics of this situation. Beyonce is a FOX and Jay-Z has a really creepy oversized lip. I would be like making out with two sausages pressed together lengthwise. Thanks….. but I’ll pass.
Exhibit B: Tony Parker and Eva Longoria
Now this a contested issue. There are girls out there who will swear black and blue that Tony Parker is hot in a ‘basketballer kind of way’. There are also a lot of girls out there who have un-check eyesight issues.
Eva is stunning. Tony on the other hand has these crazy big eyes, that stare at you from pictures in magazines (of which there is not many because he really ISNT attractive). During sex he’d just stare at you eerily with those massive dinner plate eyes. With Jay Z’s lips and Tony Parker’s eyes, that’s one scary looking Halloween mask *shudder*.
Exhibit C: Dave Nevaro and Carmen Electra (separated)
Personally, I find Dave Nevaro extraordinarily sexy, in a dangerous, not-sure-if-he-is-gay-or-straight kind of way. He’s rock bad boy, with a fashionista edge. If I could just get him asleep or very very drunk so I can rid him of that weird chin facial hair thing he’s got going on.
That being said, many claim that he is not hot enough for the pneumatic Carmen so I thought it only fair to include him in this post.
Exhibit D: Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock
Yeah alright, Pamela is a bit trash. But tell me you wouldn’t do her. Just for the novelty factor.
Kid Rock….. he’s the celebrity version of the Charcoal Chicken dude. I think that encapsulates every thing I’m trying to say.
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Comment by Ragin Cajun
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Death By Myopia
Isla Fisher and Ali G. What's that all about?
Oh yeah, speaking of Camen Electra, good thing her marriage to Dennis Rodman didn't last. I would hate to see how their kids would look like.
Comment by Madam Minx
Daters Anonymous
Isla Fisher and Ali G, I do not know whats going on there!
I must say though, sometimes the allure of a funny guy can be more of a turn on than the all the chiseled abs in Man Power. Either that or she feels sorry for him!
About the electra rodman offspring- chances are they wouldnt look anything like their mother. She looks nothing like what she was genetically meant to *cough..plastic surgery...cough*
Thanks for the comment, hope to see you back on the site soon!
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Robin Wright (HOT,HOT,HOT!!!) and Sean (Butt-f-cking Ugly!) Penn- Whats up wit DAT?????????
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