Ugly guys with HOT babes
September 18th 2006 02:56
Nothing is worse for the average girl’s self esteem then the following scenario:
You’re at the Pub. I know, it’s a bit lowbrow and ‘you never NORMALLY would go there’. Your skinny leg jeans are groaning at the seams. Your hair is straight but slightly messy. Over all you look HOT in a low-key kinda way.
Out of the corner of your eye, you spot a guy who is way below your dating ‘station’, but you figure ‘what the hell, since I’m slumming it anyway… if he comes over to talk to me….yeah, I’ll go there’.
A split second after this thought flashes through your brain, a girl walks over and passionately kisses your prospective-pick-up. A girl so stunning she outshines the sun. Legs up to the light fittings and straighter than straight hair despite the rain pouring down outside.
The self-esteem tail spin begins.
You hurriedly re-evaluate the entire dating system. ‘If the local Charcoal Chicken employee can land this ‘fresh-from-milan-megan-gale-lookalike-hottie’ I have been consistently setting my sights too high’, you conclude. You ponder your new ‘dating class’. If all the super hot girls are hogging the slightly-below average guys you are now destined to go severely sub-average; I’m talking unshaven pot heads, guys that wear those ‘fat’ raver pants and British toffees with braces who refer to girls as ‘fillies’.
By ‘why…..WHY’? You wail inside your head. ‘Is this my fate? What am I to do?’
As with all dating questions, we can look to the celebrities to find the information we need. Check out tomorrows blog for answers.
You’re at the Pub. I know, it’s a bit lowbrow and ‘you never NORMALLY would go there’. Your skinny leg jeans are groaning at the seams. Your hair is straight but slightly messy. Over all you look HOT in a low-key kinda way.
Out of the corner of your eye, you spot a guy who is way below your dating ‘station’, but you figure ‘what the hell, since I’m slumming it anyway… if he comes over to talk to me….yeah, I’ll go there’.
A split second after this thought flashes through your brain, a girl walks over and passionately kisses your prospective-pick-up. A girl so stunning she outshines the sun. Legs up to the light fittings and straighter than straight hair despite the rain pouring down outside.
The self-esteem tail spin begins.
You hurriedly re-evaluate the entire dating system. ‘If the local Charcoal Chicken employee can land this ‘fresh-from-milan-megan-gale-lookalike-hottie’ I have been consistently setting my sights too high’, you conclude. You ponder your new ‘dating class’. If all the super hot girls are hogging the slightly-below average guys you are now destined to go severely sub-average; I’m talking unshaven pot heads, guys that wear those ‘fat’ raver pants and British toffees with braces who refer to girls as ‘fillies’.
By ‘why…..WHY’? You wail inside your head. ‘Is this my fate? What am I to do?’
As with all dating questions, we can look to the celebrities to find the information we need. Check out tomorrows blog for answers.
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