Mr So-good-but-so-bad
September 22nd 2006 09:14
This is the second part to yesterdays blog.
Type 4: Mr So-good-but-so-bad
Mmmmm my favourite flavour. These guys are like fast food.
It’s complicated ok, there are many stages involved.
Stage 1: Craving: You want that big mac, but you know it will go straight to your ass. This doesn’t stop you from wanting it though.
Stage 2: Intense Craving: You start to drive past McDonalds even when its not on your way. You press you palms up against the windows. You tell yourself your not going to eat the burger. Oh no.. you wont.
Stage 3: Giving in: Its too late, you’ve walked through those sliding doors. You’re walking towards the harshly lit counter. Your handing an underage acned youth your money.
Stage 4: The first Bite: You have your burger. You’ve unwrapped it and pause with it just above your mouth. You savour this moment and know that it’s wrong. Maybe that’s what makes it so exciting. You place the burger in your mouth and slowly sink your teeth into it. Your teeth glide through bun, lettuce, mayo and beef. It’s amazing. Thoughts like ‘I love this burger, this is the best thing ever’ run through your mind.
Stage 5: Half way point: Your half way through the burger. The reality of the situation has set in. You think ‘I should stop now’. This is closely followed by the counter thought ‘its too late and it tastes SO good’.
Stage 6: The finish line: The burger is finished. You are left with an empty wrapper with a bit of crusty cheese stuck to it and some crumbs. Your hunger is sated, but at what cost. The beginning feelings of a queasy tummy are setting in. ‘Damn, damn, damn’ you cuss. If only you ordered the chicken salad.
Stage 7: Regret: You feel sick. You feel guilty. You vow never to order from McDonalds again and you don’t. That is, until your cravings start the cycle all over again.
Ok this is a long winded post, but my point is, Mr So-good-but-so-bad is like fast food. You want it, you crave it, it tempts you and tastes great. But as soon as you’re done you feel like an unshaven, mid 40’s Jason Donovan as he watches Kylie Minoge’s semi-recent video clips and contemplates what his washed up career might have been.
Mondays Blog: Mr Under the Radar.
Type 4: Mr So-good-but-so-bad
Mmmmm my favourite flavour. These guys are like fast food.
It’s complicated ok, there are many stages involved.
Stage 1: Craving: You want that big mac, but you know it will go straight to your ass. This doesn’t stop you from wanting it though.
Stage 2: Intense Craving: You start to drive past McDonalds even when its not on your way. You press you palms up against the windows. You tell yourself your not going to eat the burger. Oh no.. you wont.
Stage 3: Giving in: Its too late, you’ve walked through those sliding doors. You’re walking towards the harshly lit counter. Your handing an underage acned youth your money.
Stage 4: The first Bite: You have your burger. You’ve unwrapped it and pause with it just above your mouth. You savour this moment and know that it’s wrong. Maybe that’s what makes it so exciting. You place the burger in your mouth and slowly sink your teeth into it. Your teeth glide through bun, lettuce, mayo and beef. It’s amazing. Thoughts like ‘I love this burger, this is the best thing ever’ run through your mind.
Stage 5: Half way point: Your half way through the burger. The reality of the situation has set in. You think ‘I should stop now’. This is closely followed by the counter thought ‘its too late and it tastes SO good’.
Stage 6: The finish line: The burger is finished. You are left with an empty wrapper with a bit of crusty cheese stuck to it and some crumbs. Your hunger is sated, but at what cost. The beginning feelings of a queasy tummy are setting in. ‘Damn, damn, damn’ you cuss. If only you ordered the chicken salad.
Stage 7: Regret: You feel sick. You feel guilty. You vow never to order from McDonalds again and you don’t. That is, until your cravings start the cycle all over again.
Ok this is a long winded post, but my point is, Mr So-good-but-so-bad is like fast food. You want it, you crave it, it tempts you and tastes great. But as soon as you’re done you feel like an unshaven, mid 40’s Jason Donovan as he watches Kylie Minoge’s semi-recent video clips and contemplates what his washed up career might have been.
Mondays Blog: Mr Under the Radar.
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