Men dating down- celebrity examples
September 20th 2006 06:47
Re: Mondays post, this is the solution to the dating down dilemma.
Its a prime example of how nature takes care of itself.
There are also guys who date below their stations. This evens out the dating pool and saves the ordinary girls from having to date stoners/ravers/ English guys. A BIG thumbs up to these men
This just proves that at the end of the day the human race is not as shallow as you might assume.
….here are some celebrity examples.
Exhibit A: Fergie from the Black-eyed peas and Josh Dumahl
Regular readers are aware of my disdain for Fergie. Although they’ve recently split, Fergie was lucky to get a crack at this chestnut. Many girls would give their right arms for 15 minutes alone with this Las Vegas Hottie. Just take a look at the picture. She’s ‘I’m-a-floozy-and-my-face-is-falling-off’ drunk and he is wishing she wasn’t grasping him with her scary man arms so that he could make a speedy exit.
Exhibit B: Anyone who’s ever dated Lindsey Lohan….
….You now have herpes, you should really see a professional about that. Don’t look so surprised, you sleep with Lindsey and develop a strange tingling downstairs…. what did you expect?
I’ve heard of affluent people giving souvenirs or mementos to their one-night stands…but usually (if you’re lucky) they don’t come in the STD variety.
Exhibit C: Britney Spears and Kevin Federline
If your first response is, but Britney’s better than Shifty Kev, you would be WRONG. Don’t misinterpret me, I don’t condone, his wardrobe, his shiftiness or him in general, all I’m saying is that with Britney’s hair colour/wailing/lack of recent hits, he IS slightly above her on the dating scale.
Only slightly though.
And last of all, as brought to my attention by Rajin Cajun, here is a pic of Lisa Maree Prezley and Wacko Jacko in happier times. LMP must have been the pioneer of dating down. You cant go much lower than a really strange alien-looking-alleged-child-molester. (Whew! That was a mouthful- maybe that’s what Macaulay Culkin said!)
Its a prime example of how nature takes care of itself.
There are also guys who date below their stations. This evens out the dating pool and saves the ordinary girls from having to date stoners/ravers/ English guys. A BIG thumbs up to these men
This just proves that at the end of the day the human race is not as shallow as you might assume.
….here are some celebrity examples.
Exhibit A: Fergie from the Black-eyed peas and Josh Dumahl
Regular readers are aware of my disdain for Fergie. Although they’ve recently split, Fergie was lucky to get a crack at this chestnut. Many girls would give their right arms for 15 minutes alone with this Las Vegas Hottie. Just take a look at the picture. She’s ‘I’m-a-floozy-and-my-face-is-falling-off’ drunk and he is wishing she wasn’t grasping him with her scary man arms so that he could make a speedy exit.
Exhibit B: Anyone who’s ever dated Lindsey Lohan….
….You now have herpes, you should really see a professional about that. Don’t look so surprised, you sleep with Lindsey and develop a strange tingling downstairs…. what did you expect?
Exhibit C: Britney Spears and Kevin Federline
If your first response is, but Britney’s better than Shifty Kev, you would be WRONG. Don’t misinterpret me, I don’t condone, his wardrobe, his shiftiness or him in general, all I’m saying is that with Britney’s hair colour/wailing/lack of recent hits, he IS slightly above her on the dating scale.
Only slightly though.
And last of all, as brought to my attention by Rajin Cajun, here is a pic of Lisa Maree Prezley and Wacko Jacko in happier times. LMP must have been the pioneer of dating down. You cant go much lower than a really strange alien-looking-alleged-child-molester. (Whew! That was a mouthful- maybe that’s what Macaulay Culkin said!)
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