Daters Anonymous - by Madam Minx

Excuse me, you can’t have sex in this establishment

September 28th 2006 04:48

The next seven posts will be centred around really messed up places to get down and dirty.

When I use the phrase ‘messed up’ I do NOT mean ‘so bad its good’, I seriously mean messed up.

As in WRONG

As in NOT COOL

As in just DON’T DO IT OK!!! (the opposite to what Nike wants you to think)

1) The Cemetery.

I think this is sick. But that might be because I have always had a very deeply ingrained fear of zombies that stems from childhood when I walked into the living room and saw the film clip to that Cranberries song ‘Zombie’ in grade three.

So maybe this is just me. But people… come on….. it’s corpses, werewolves and possible zombies slowly reaching their knarled rotting hands through the dirt above their graves (although this was pretty impressive when Uma Thurman did it in Kill Bill 2)

On that note, it is also wrong to have sex at a wake or funeral. Have a bit of class.

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Comment by The Women with the Bosoms

September 28th 2006 08:08

I could imagine the cemetery to be a very bad place to have sexual relations. My big greek family probably have relos straun across every cemetery in bloody Melbourne. My great uncle's spirit will mostly likely see the hot action, he'll tell my grandma's sister's spirit, she'll go to my grandma in a dream, my grandma will tell my auntie and the entire family will end up knowing I got randy with some guy at the Caulfield Cemetery. Greeks and Gossip even going beyond the grave.

Comment by Anonymous

September 28th 2006 09:02

That just reminded me of Michael Jacksons "Thriller" . Now that was hot.

What about having sex at a school?...maybe behind the gym. Is that kinky or just wrong?

Comment by The Women with the Bosoms

September 28th 2006 09:38

Wrong, would be having sex in the back of the school bus on camp, in daylight, with 30 other students sitting around you.

Comment by Ragin Cajun

September 28th 2006 10:08

Observer's Post
Death By Myopia

Cemeteries creep me out. I doubt if I could even get it up while in a cemetery. On the other hand, I do get an image of Buffy "I-Hate-To-Wear-A-Bra-When-I'm-Killing-Stuff" the Vampire Slayer...

Comment by MichaelB

September 28th 2006 11:39

Diet Dog

I think the idea of sex in the school gym (university gym) is rather kinky and very manageable. I mean, the possibility of being caught and having to perform the act quickly would ensure it was definately a 'quickie'. MB

Comment by LauraP

September 28th 2006 16:52

Well there goes my weekend plans. damn.

Comment by Social Commentator

September 28th 2006 23:53

I guess if you get off on hanging out with dead people and your partner does then go for it. I would say it is definitely for the more morbid amongst us.

Comment by Johanna

September 29th 2006 02:16

PCOS Mum

For the morbid yes, but also drunks who don't care where they do it.

I think sex in the same room as your children is pretty tacky (never assume they are asleep).

Comment by Some random commenter

September 29th 2006 02:37

I think your missing the point, sex is life, we're biologically driven to do it, its the closest to truely living you're ever going to get, throw in the stark contrasting element of being reminded of death and it makes the living part that much sweeter. I can tell the writer was young.......Cranberries video in third grade? Learn to live a little, experience things, the worst that can happen is you don't like something.

Comment by Madam Minx

September 29th 2006 03:09

Daters Anonymous

the worst that can happen is you dont like it?

ahem...... didnt you read the part about zombies!

Seriously though, if 'living' means having sex behind a tombstone I think I'll just stay in my safe comfortable little box!

Very good point about about biological drives. Its a bit like a VB advertisment.....

'You can get it bowling.... you can get it golfing... matter of fact I've got it now'

I suppose if you get the urge and you happen to be in or near a cemetary... although I still wouldnt recommend it.

Thanks for the comments everyone. Loved reading them.

Comment by Anonymous

October 7th 2006 14:13

From and old hippie. whats your problems its only sex,trust me there is no one in the cemetary watching.relax have fun its all good.you poor younger people with all your hangups.

Comment by Anonymous

October 8th 2006 00:27

I guess it really comes down to the individual person and how high or low there value and moral system is.

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