5 different types of men and what to do with them. Part 1
September 21st 2006 07:50
Now before I get a barrage of hate mail from men insisting they are SO much more complicated than five archetypes, I must say that this is only a GENERAL outline. You may be a combination of many types. If there is any man-genre I have missed leave me a comment 
Type 1: The Home Grown Variety
Think flannel, think dirt bike, think…. Bad odour.
No, that’s a mean generalisation.
This type normally grows in a country climate. He loves utes, dogs and beer. Not necessarily in that order.
To win this man’s heart you must share his love of home brew, football and learn all the words to every cold chisel song ever written. Not for those into intelligent conversation, but most of these guys have GREAT arms
Type 2: International Roast.
This type encompasses a wide variety of men. The one thing they all have in common: you cant decipher their sexy but broken English.
Believe me, sometimes this is a GOOD thing. The language barrier can add an air of mystery and phrases like ‘nice jugs’ sound so much better in French. Not in German though, strangely enough.
To get along with this man, just nod and smile.
Type 3: Mr Private School
He grew up in Toorack. He has more bags and shoes than you and a lip shade for every different mood. He’s not gay but if he came out in his mid-forties no one would not be surprised.
When he is not rowing/ playing hocky with the ‘old boys’ he is shopping for that ‘divine’ new designer fragrance by Ralph Loren.
If this turns you on, hang around boutique night clubs, wear Bettina Liano and pretend you just graduated from MLC.
Types 4 and 5 will be posted tomorrow!
Have you dated any of the above men? If so what were your experiences?
Or…. If you’re male, do you identify with any of the above stereotypes, and how has this affected your prowess with the ladies?
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Type 1: The Home Grown Variety
Think flannel, think dirt bike, think…. Bad odour.
No, that’s a mean generalisation.
This type normally grows in a country climate. He loves utes, dogs and beer. Not necessarily in that order.
To win this man’s heart you must share his love of home brew, football and learn all the words to every cold chisel song ever written. Not for those into intelligent conversation, but most of these guys have GREAT arms
Type 2: International Roast.
This type encompasses a wide variety of men. The one thing they all have in common: you cant decipher their sexy but broken English.
Believe me, sometimes this is a GOOD thing. The language barrier can add an air of mystery and phrases like ‘nice jugs’ sound so much better in French. Not in German though, strangely enough.
To get along with this man, just nod and smile.
Type 3: Mr Private School
He grew up in Toorack. He has more bags and shoes than you and a lip shade for every different mood. He’s not gay but if he came out in his mid-forties no one would not be surprised.
When he is not rowing/ playing hocky with the ‘old boys’ he is shopping for that ‘divine’ new designer fragrance by Ralph Loren.
If this turns you on, hang around boutique night clubs, wear Bettina Liano and pretend you just graduated from MLC.
Have you dated any of the above men? If so what were your experiences?
Or…. If you’re male, do you identify with any of the above stereotypes, and how has this affected your prowess with the ladies?
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